Yesterday I put my underwear on backwards. Today I accidentally put them on inside out (new pair... just for the record).
I wasn't even tempted to correct the mis-direction of my unmentionables on either occasion.
Wrestling with socks, skinny jeans, and boots is just too much work.
If I have any friends left after this confession, I hope they appreciate the fact that the dirty hippie they all know and love is clearly not going anywhere anytime soon.
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