How To

Charm me: Use abbreviated vocab more suitable for the tween demographic. It's totes adorbs.

Annoy me: Bark. No, really Gatsby, keep going. I dare you.

Feeling Guilty: That I slept in again today. And probably will again tomorrow. Why can't I be a morning person?

Thinking: Why has it taken me 10 years to discover how amazing whisky is? My inner 60 year old is elated!

Enjoying: Sweats.... A little too much these days.