Halloween Help!

Here is my dilemma: I need an awesome costume for Halloween, but I can't seem to come up with any ideas. I've been Google-ing the crap out of the topic, but only seem to come up with ideas that involve fishnets and skanky versions of men's costumes.

I am adamantly against this somewhat new concept. Megan and I began this theory began back in my college "party" days when we figured that we had all year to wear um, minimal clothing out on the weekends (usually freezing on the streets of Pullman or Spokane). Halloween was a holiday that I would be as outrageously costumed as possible.

Nick already has a great idea. He's going to be the Hambuglar. I was really pushing for a "couple costume" of Eagle vs. Shark. Now I'm just stumped.

Please! Does anyone have any ideas?