Tammy Faye for the Hands

Why does it take so long for me to get ready (in the morning, to go out, dinner)? Maybe it's because my make up goes on my hand before it reaches my face.

I've already resorted to sitting while I apply my make up, as I get too tired standing for the whole charade. When I looked down at my hand yesterday, it dawned on me that I might be getting a little carried away.

And yes, I have forgotten to wash my hands before; leaving the house with a very similar paint palette.