I would love to have a personal assistant (really, who wouldn't). Someone to take care of all the pesky things I forget to do in a week: Keep me organized, make the morning coffee, tell me my outfit looks cute, blog when I'm too tired to, etc. I am obviously in no position to hire such a person. However, I've decided free labor is available to anyone clever enough to seek it, through a sneaky little word: Internship. I understand that an accredited collegiate school needs to approve of my "program," but I'm pretty sure I could achieve this through the University of Pheonix or Devry, or any college who advertises during midday soap operas.
I think I'd be a great boss, with better Christmas bonuses than Tyra Banks, fantastic end of semester recommendations, and even potential full time employment as a real PA when I become wildly successful and can afford to do so.
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