All I Need to Know About Dating, I Learned from a Nine Year Old

Why didn't I think to listen to a fourth grader before?

True to Hollywood form, this undiscovered relationship guru wrote a book for his school fair at $3 a pop. Of course Ellen DeGeneres featured him on her show and the rest is history. A book deal from Harper Collins (turned NY Times Best Seller) and movie option from 20th Century Fox have been arranged.

Key advice includes

"give gifts," "control your hyperness," and "don't wear sweatpants."

Also:

"Sometimes, you get a girl to like you, then she ditches you. Life is hard, move on! Or sometimes it just doesn't work out. I had a crush on a girl in preschool. Then my family had to move, so I had to let her wash out of my mind."

Sometimes parents just don't understand