Maybe a woman's place really IS in the kitchen

Here is what my bachelor of a boyfriend concocted for himself today: A new cocktail made of vodka, coffee creamer, and honey. He ate this with sausage and salad for dinner. My response after I gagged once or twice was that the grocery store really wasn't that far away and it would be worth running over to grab a mixer or two.

To this, he said he had just been to the market, where did I think the salad came from?

I don't think I'll be letting Nick be my bartender anytime soon...

Spotted: I'm living vicariously through Amanda's run ins with this one...
Kirstie Alley and daughters were perusing the Melrose Urban Outfitters today. Kirstie allegedly decided that a matching pantsuit made from inspiration of a paper bag was appropriate to wear. Hair extensions were also in dire need of refreshing. I reminded Amanda that if one was to be looking for more baglike apparel, UO was probably the place to do it ;)